Most Amazing, Annoying Alarm Clocks

altThere was a time when we were awakened by the divine chirping of the birds and the first glow of the morning sun, and with the advent of technology it was soon substituted by Alarm Clocks.

They disrupt our sweet sleep and causes third degree torture. So we bring to you a list of the best/worst alarm clocks that are bound to take the pain to the next level. Check them out!
1. Wake-n-Work Out Clock

This one's fun. Most of us work-out every morning, or atleast try to, but this one make you work out no matter how tired or hungover you are! An in-built motion sensor makes you do 30 bicep curls until it switches off. No snooze, nothing. Talk about pumping iron the minute you wake up!


2. Blender Clock

This one will rattle your brain like an earthquake reading above six on a Richter scale! A brilliant concept, the blender is full of styrofoam and will go on whenever the alarm is set and you'll be awakened by the shrill sound of balls rattling together. And if that wasn't all, it also plays annoying jingles to make matters worse.
3. Tumbler

What happens when you have a clock that's capable of wheeling itself away and hide in some obscure corner only to buzz at that precise moment and have you hunt for it? That's Tumbler. It's equipped with two massive wheels that'll whiz it around and keep it further away from you every time you hit snooze. And as a double edged sword, it'll move 3 feet away every time you hit snooze.
4. Twist Equation Alarm Clock

This one was made by engineers from hell. The only way to stop the alarm in this one is to solve an equation that it'll throw at you. Nothing works as well as having your grey cells churned in the right way every morning. Talk about taking your brain for an early morning run, this one's a 100 metre sprint!
5. Kim The Chatter Clock

We always say that having a woman in bed is much much better than having an alarm clock. They chatter and cuddle at the same time. Double-edged sword. This one only elucidates the horrifying aspect of it. It resembles a horrible woman's face, and never shows the time. And you have to press the nose to make it stop. The agony is hell.
6. Sonic Bomb

The name says it all, yet if you don't get the drift, we'll elucidate further. It throws out a monstrous sound at you at 130 decibels. That's as loud as a jackhammer. And if that wasn't enough, it even flashes bright red lights AND shakes the bed. This one is the epitome of self inflicted torture.
7. Laser Tag

Love playing laser tag? Wait till we make you hate it to the core. This one will make a shrill noise unless and until you hit your laser the right way. And by right way, we mean a bullseye! There are many obstacles, firstly, waking up because of the shrill noise; secondly, trying to find the damn remote; thirdly, taking the aim in a sleep induced delirium; and eventually breaking the bloody clock out of sheer frustration. Good luck with this one!

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